"Stayin' Alive," the classic 1970s hit, as interpreted by the Anderson & Roe Piano Duo. Due to the slow tempos that recur throughout our version, we have dubbed this piece "Turtle Stayin' Alive," a nod to the "Tortoises" movement of Saint-Saëns' Carnival of the Animals (which slows down the "Can-Can," another popular dance tune).

http:///www.andersonroe.com Music: the first movement from Ludwig van Beethoven's "Moonlight" Sonata, Op. 27, No. 2. Performed (with actual YouTube commentary) by the Anderson & Roe Piano Duo. Greg Anderson & Elizabeth Joy Roe dramatize ACTUAL text comments posted on YouTube in response to performances by Horowitz, Rubinstein, Kissin, Kempff, Argerich, and other legendary pianists.